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Saturday, July 12, 2003

 

This is in the August 2003 edition of Reader's Digest.

The worst computer viruses yet:

AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you're getting.

MCI Virus: every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack - one if by LAN, two if by C:\>.

Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus." Instead, it's an "electronic microorganism."

Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

One more thing. Skim through this thread - the Vader Monologues. It's hilarious.

bananna 5:40 PM  |